Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in <insert funny here>'s LiveJournal:

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Monday, July 24th, 2006
4:19 pm	Amused "Once when two Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses (I don't remember which) came to my house and asked me what religion I was, I told them I was a Frisbetarian. They looked puzzled and asked what that was. I said, 'We believe that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.'" (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
9:14 pm	Schrödinger's cat is...? ( Science comic books! ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 18th, 2006
10:42 pm	In case you couldn't tell, I'm being semi-sarcastic All you Steak and a Blow-Job Day people are total retards... :-) What I want, what we all need, is a nice veggie platter and a cuddle. Plus, we shouldn't forget the actual significance of 3/14...π Day! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 6th, 2006
2:10 am	Berkeley Breathed is seduced by a mother-daughter team in the laundromat ( And now, some wisdom from Berkeley Breathed: ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, March 3rd, 2006
9:55 am	Are your cats old enough to learn about Jesus? http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45814 http://www.cowabduction.com (Comment on this)
Monday, February 27th, 2006
10:24 am	Diz-nee-land (Not affiliated with Disneyland) ( Safety was most assuredly guaranteed. ) (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 6th, 2006
1:14 pm	What I did in the war! http://www.whatididinthewar.com/ (Quick hint: If my anti-Bush sentiment upsets you, don't go here.) (Comment on this)
11:46 am	various head-leakings ( casting magic missile, etc. ) (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 28th, 2006
2:04 pm	our underwater ally Don't throw chickens into Loch Ness; you might give Nessie bird flu! http://www.lochness.co.uk/exhibition/nessie-avian-flu.html (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 25th, 2005
4:25 pm	Shakespeare was, like, the ultimate rapper Thanks, Onion. http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4134&o=2 (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 21st, 2005
10:58 am	Murdoch strikes again! ( I refuse to be owned by Murdoch. Anyone who lets dross like Fox News exist—he created it!—is no friend of mine. ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
1:31 am	My can opener ( Yay stupidity-proof kitchen tools ) (4 Comments |Comment on this)
1:03 am	Musings on the cultural origins of Sand People ( insulting of geeks ahead ) (Comment on this)
Monday, July 11th, 2005
3:17 pm	Weekend update ( Wow. This weekend was GREAT! And I don't often say that. And this entry is long, and needs cut-text. ) Current Music: "Firefly" theme (5 Comments |Comment on this)
3:06 pm	"If you're looking for a regular dating site, skip this e-mail." OK! ( GREAT spam comedy! ) (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
3:05 pm	Episode III So. I finally went to see it on Sunday. I figured waiting a month, and then going to see it on gift certificates, was sufficient protest. And, wow, ( there are not words in my vocabulary, perhaps even in the English language... ) (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
11:08 am	Tuesday, July 5th, 2005 ( My personal ad ) (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
4:32 pm	I want this on a shirt ( T-shirt ideas culled from Jack Chick ) (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 30th, 2005
2:29 am	( I smack my on-line classmates, and post a paragraph from 1421 which pretty much summarizes Menzies' position and almost made my head explode with its awesomeness and its implications ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
1:45 pm	And summer classes begin! ( Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 ) (Comment on this)